Armadale

8 Days Cafe

Sometimes in life, we have experiences that make us want to go and find the things that previously brought us joy and kick them in the shins for being...

Camberwell

Goldilocks

I'm just going to come right out and say it: these are the best poached eggs I've had - anywhere - to date. I've been to Goldilocks three times now, b...

North

Jack & Daisy

I had read several reviews on Jack & Daisy, and to be honest I had no idea what to expect. Some said it was great, others rubbish. Some complained of ...

Carnegie

Spilt Milk

Unfortunately, we will have to close the blog now. Yes, I know, there are hundreds of places to eat breakfast that we haven't been to yet. (Melbourne ...

Bayside

The Parlor Milk Bar & Kitchen

Occasionally I go somewhere for breakfast and immediately feel more beautiful and more relaxed just for being there. Parlor Milk Bar & Kitchen is one ...

Bayside

Kicko

It may come as a surprise to you to learn that I'm rarely stuck for words. But this morning at Kicko, I couldn't make them go. I couldn't find any wor...

Armadale

The Pour Kids

The jokes about The Pour Kids really write themselves: 'poor kids can't afford breakfast', 'I try not to eat around poor kids', 'I was happy to pay fo...

Balwyn

Snow Pony

I'm ashamed to admit that it was only just now that the lightbulb went off in my head - Snow Pony is on Whitehorse Road. Snow Pony is a White Horse. I...

CBD and Surrounds

Affogato Espresso Bar

Hardware Lane. You know it. It’s where you take out of towners to try and impress them with Melbourne’s multiculturalism (‘look everyone! We have past...

East

Liar Liar

I have to let you in on a little (seriously, it's tiny) secret - I don't like berries. The only ones I'm down with are strawberries, and I have a vagu...

CBD and Surrounds

Proud Mary

You know how sometimes there are people you meet and they are so lovely that you wish you didn’t like them? Like, they’re beautiful, funny, friendly, ...

Bayside

Wild Organic Cafe

Eating in Elwood is a bit like shopping at a Thomas Dux supermarket. You buy a packet of biscuits for $18 because the packet looks so Fair Trade, then...

Bentleigh

Bent Espresso

To be honest, I woke up this morning and, faced with the prospect of another serving of poached eggs and avocado, felt a little green. How I longed fo...

CBD and Surrounds

Madame Sousou

Home to the World's Smallest Cappuccino, if this cafe were a person it’d be that guy you meet in a Hipster bar (y’know, the guy in tight black jeans a...