Happy River Cafe
One night just recently my boyfriend went out with his mates and promised he wasn’t going to have a ‘big one’ and that he’d be home before midnight. Then, when I didn’t hear a word from him after he stepped out the door at 8.30pm, he stumbled into the house at 4am smelling of beer and souvlaki. I was furious and I made him sleep on the couch. Then, like any real girlfriend, I made him get up at 7am and go out to judge a breakfast an hour from home. He was of course an absolute delight to be around, so it was always going to be a challenge not to kick him out of a moving vehicle and into the Yarra on the way through. The thought of doing that made me laugh, so I chose a place perfectly suited for the occasion - Happy River Cafe.