East

Palate Restaurant Bar

Quickly, name a breakfast food!  Time’s up.  You said toast, right?  Of course you did.  You, reader, are probably human.  It’s the weekend, you’re ou...

Armadale

8 Days Cafe

Sometimes in life, we have experiences that make us want to go and find the things that previously brought us joy and kick them in the shins for being...

Camberwell

Prospect Espresso

Camberwell has long been a place of excitement and joy for me. In the early 2000s, I was drawn to its huge Sportsgirl and Chocolate Box. Now I go ther...

East

Dukes Coffee Roasters

"Are you writing a food blog?" asked the man sitting next to me. "MAYBE." I yelled. "I ALSO REALLY LIKE TAKING PHOTOS OF FOOD. SOMETIMES I EAT NEXT TO...

East

lil boy blue

The somewhat suggestive lyrics of this nursery rhyme have long made me laugh to myself. Blow. Horn. Hilarious! But stop! I don't joke when it comes to...

Camberwell

Goldilocks

I'm just going to come right out and say it: these are the best poached eggs I've had - anywhere - to date. I've been to Goldilocks three times now, b...

Camberwell

Red Robyn

Allergies are rife, right? I am allergic to stupid people, working 9 to 5, One Direction, cleaning up after myself and the way Sunday afternoon rushes...

Burwood

Foodrinkery

Having breakfast with other people is nice, and it's even nicer when you sit on wrought iron chairs next to a breezy park and talk about all of the be...

Ashburton

Two Seeds

Every store in High Street, Ashburton boasts a sticker insisting that Ashburton is 'Anything but ordinary!' It's a defiant little quip. Who told Ashbu...

Armadale

Willim

I felt as though I'd ripped the guys at hobba off when I judged them back in February. There was so much about the place that I loved, and it was my o...

Caulfield South

Fress

Caulfield South is surprisingly barren of decent breakfast spots. It has all kinds of other delicious food, but that morning poached egg is more elusi...

East

Spoonful

There is obviously some kind of spoonful of sugar making the medicine go down reference going begging here, but this really is the sweetest place in a...

East

Oaks Cafe @ Acorn Nursery

Sometimes, I like to eat my breakfast in a garden. My own garden is a mess of broken toys, broken dog bowls, broken pot plants and broken promises, so...